“I Wanna Fuck the Bear (from Baldur’s Gate 3)” (song)

Toggle: On our way out of a goblin pit,

Met an elf with an untamed spirit

Late one night in a forestscape

He blew my mind with his wild shape

Wrestled down to the ground by a cave bear

Might be five times my size but I don’t care

Fur and sex, drool and sweat, left me tongue-tied

Still seein’ stars when he came inside!

Chorus: I wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck the bear!

I wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck the bear!

Toggle: Forget the tadpole in my brain

The smell of you is driving me insane

Breathe you in, and I got no restraint

Use me for hours ‘til I fuckin’ faint

Drag your claws down my chest til my clothes tear

Pin me down with your weight til I’m aching for air

Take control, show the grove that I’m all yours

Ravage my body til I’m beggin’ for more!

Chorus: I wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck the bear!

I wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck the bear!

I wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck the bear!

Toggle: I wanna fuck the bear!

Chorus: I wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck the bear!

Chorus: I wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck the bear!

I wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck the bear!

Toggle: I wanna fuck the bear!

Chorus: I wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck the bear!

Toggle: I wanna fuck the bear!

Chorus: I wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck the bear!

Toggle: Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!

Chorus: I wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck the bear!

Toggle: C’mon!

Chorus: I wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck wanna fuck the bear!

Toggle: I wanna fuck the bear! C’mon!